Any Cal Smokes Need A Hot Date Thursday?

sfgate.com - the city of Berkeley, there is a private hot tub where only a select few people know the location. This hot tub is in an older man’s luscious, spacious yard, with hammocks, palm trees, vineyards, and a feeling of calming paradise in his backyard. When guests enter the property, they are to remain silent. They’re also naked, too, or at least they strip down into their birthday suits as they enter the tub, which reaches a very hot temperature.

In order to enter this secret backyard, one must enter a five-digit confidential code. The issue is that almost no one knows what this code is! Another issue is that most do not know where this place is located! I know that the Essex Hot Tub, as it is commonly called, is located in South Berkeley. I also know the address, but the proper etiquette is not to publish the address online. Sorry!

I do not know the code, unfortunately…

If you are male, then you are only permitted inside the gate if you are accompanied by a female. This rule is enforced in order to reduce the chances of an awful sausage fest occurring inside the adult establishment. In addition, no photography is allowed inside the complex, seeing as how there are nude people everywhere.

The Berkeley Hidden Hot Tub is closed on Mondays for cleaning. Otherwise, the hot tub is open 6 days a week, 24 hours per day. Enjoy!


Classy move by this old guy here in Berkeley. I can't tell if this is creepy or not. Seems like the rules are you must be naked, and you must be a chick. So I am going to say the creep level is hovering at a solid 7. How many hours a week do you think he logs just staring out into his backyard creep den? 30-40? Furthermore, what do you think the clientele is here? Hot milfs and Cal co-eds or crazy Berkeley hippies that smell like patchouli and have an untamed bush? I'm going for the latter. This bastion for smut still begs for a visit. The real question is what Cal smoke is looking for a date Thursday night? Me: 29 year old overweight blogger. You: 5'5" preferably asian, hipster glasses, hopefully blind.

Sometimes You Just Gotta Catch a Wave, Brah

Boston Globe: Travelers were delayed Saturday night after a man was spotted “surfing” on top of a Worcester-bound train while wearing a sombrero and a poncho, Transit Police said.

The 28-year-old Worcester man, who appeared to be intoxicated, said he had been at a pub crawl in Boston with his friends that afternoon.

The group boarded a commuter train to Worcester, and the man was separated from his friends, Transit Police said.

A train engineer said he was contacted about 9:45 p.m. and told to stop the train because a man was riding on top of it. The train was traveling about 40 miles per hour between the Ashland and Southborough stations , Transit Police said.

The engineer said he brought the train to a stop, climbed to the top of the engine, and saw the man standing on a ladder attached to the front of the car.

The man was brought to the Southborough MBTA station, where police escorted him off the train, Transit Police said.

The man said he was searching for his friends, Transit Police said. They allowed him to leave with a friend. But they warned that the man is likely to face a summons to appear in Westborough District Court on trespassing charges. The man’s name will not be released until he appears in court, Transit Police said.




I think everyone has been here before. You are out with friends just getting loaded and your mind shifts to catching that perfect wave. Problem is that the gnar is flat, your looking at waist highs at best, and you just want to get pitted. Boom!! easy solution you hop aboard a commuter train put your mind on the beach and shred. Dude was lucky that wasn't his last wave. A court summons is a small price to pay for getting your shred on. Having shred on your mind is a lot like blue balls you ain't getting shit done until you unleash.

Free Weed... For Voting?

There’s one more reason for San Jose residents to go to the polls Tuesday: free weed.

The city’s marijuana clubs are trying to boost turnout in what’s expected to be a low-interest election by offering discounts and giveaways of their product.

While the ballot doesn’t contain any marijuana-specific items, organizers of the pot promotion say Tuesday’s City Council races will determine the fate of pending regulations on the city’s medical marijuana dispensaries.

“We have a huge opportunity to make a large impact in who runs San Jose,” said John Lee, director of the Silicon Valley Cannabis Coalition, in a prepared statement. “Although we may not have regulations on the June ballot, insuring the right politicians are elected is even more important.”

The San Jose City Council has been debating an ordinance that would limit where cannabis dispensaries can operate, such as away from schools and parks, and how the drug is grown. The council is scheduled to continue the debate next Tuesday.

The Cannabis Coalition has come out against the proposed ordinance and asked the city to set up a commission to assist marijuana dispensaries.

On Tuesday, voters with valid medical marijuana cards need only show up at a dispensary with an “I Voted” sticker or ballot stub to get free or discounted weed. A list of clubs participating in the “Weed for Votes” campaign will be released Monday, according to the Cannabis Coalition.


This is exactly why California is the best state in the nation. There isn't even a weed referendum on the ballot. They are just trying to increase turnout so we don't have more privileged idiots stealing money and taking away our freedoms. Makes sense really.I don't know why this hasn't caught on sooner. Like free beer or free boobs to every voter. Damn right you would have 99% turnout. Instead only like 3 people show up and turds like Obama and Bush get elected. Hey America take a page out of the weed playbook and make voting more fun. Imagine beer kiosks while in line, hooters ( or chippendales for gays/women... Hey America is all about equality) type girls checking your ID. None of this drab heads down get in and get out. No wonder why less than 10% of 18-27 year olds didn't vote in last election. There was no pomp no circumstance!

Is The Zen Master Butt Hurt After Losing Kerr?

Phil says Kerr verbally committed to the Knicks' job the day before Kerr took the coaching job with Golden State.

— Chris Herring (@HerringWSJ) May 30, 2014

Chris Herring (WSJ Knicks Reporter) came out and said that Kerr verbally committed to coach the Knicks the day before he came aboard here. Hey Philly boy grow up and stop being so butt hurt over it. The Knicks aren't exactly Shang-ri-la. Your best player has his foot out the door, Issah Thomas' ghost still haunts the locker room, and the team has about as much drama as an episode of The Real World. Maybe that's why Kerr got cold feet. He would be walking into a huge fucking mess. By coming here he inherited a pretty stable team who only really need some direction and good health to make a serious run. Stepping back and looking objectively its obvious he made the choice to get outta Phil's shadow and make a name for himself.

Are Those Keebler Elves Sneaky Pulling One On The Beej?

In all these years how come nobody has pointed out that this flavor combo is fucking insane? Cheese and peanut butter. I have never seen anybody do that. Picture this scenario you swing by my villa and you see me dipping cheese-its in a peanut butter jar. You would think I was insane. Does real cheddar cheese and peanut butter taste good? Fuck if I know. Can't pay me enough to try it. I just want to know who are the ad wizards who came up with this at Keebler? "Hey john remember last night when you were stoned and started making little peanut butter and cheese sandwiches?" "Well lets totally make it a real product." Doesn't fly. Its weird now how people don't bat an eye when you are eating those crackers. Just ho-hum peanut butter and cheese. I bet my last dollar that there is no other vehicle where that flavor combo works.

Don't Pat Me On The Back But...Pat Me on My Back

Thanks to sfpd for returning hunter's scooter. pic.twitter.com/rSLc4yhWLF

— Joe Day (@rocketped) May 28, 2014

The scooter has been returned!! Power of the stool indeed.

A's Fans Time To Step Up To The Plate

It’s way early in the process of selecting the All-Star teams, but A’s fans – and perhaps fans across the land who finally are giving the A’s some props – made a first-week splash in voting.

The A’s haven’t had a position player named to an All-Star team since catcher Ramon Hernandez in 2003.

They haven’t had a position player start an All-Star Game since first baseman Jason Giambi in 2000.

Well, take a glance at results from the first week of voting.

Josh Donaldson, your leader among American League third basemen.

Derek Norris, No. 3 among catchers.

Brandon Moss fifth on the DH list, Jed Lowrie fifth among shortstops.

It's mind boggling that the A's fans haven't step up up to the plate for our players in the past 14 years. No wonder why Old Lew has one foot out the door. You turds need to step up for the team with the best record in the MLB. These guys have earned every one of your votes. Switch away from Brazzer and head to mlb.com to vote

ps- Giambi sucks.