Any Cal Smokes Need A Hot Date Thursday?

sfgate.com - the city of Berkeley, there is a private hot tub where only a select few people know the location. This hot tub is in an older man’s luscious, spacious yard, with hammocks, palm trees, vineyards, and a feeling of calming paradise in his backyard. When guests enter the property, they are to remain silent. They’re also naked, too, or at least they strip down into their birthday suits as they enter the tub, which reaches a very hot temperature.

In order to enter this secret backyard, one must enter a five-digit confidential code. The issue is that almost no one knows what this code is! Another issue is that most do not know where this place is located! I know that the Essex Hot Tub, as it is commonly called, is located in South Berkeley. I also know the address, but the proper etiquette is not to publish the address online. Sorry!

I do not know the code, unfortunately…

If you are male, then you are only permitted inside the gate if you are accompanied by a female. This rule is enforced in order to reduce the chances of an awful sausage fest occurring inside the adult establishment. In addition, no photography is allowed inside the complex, seeing as how there are nude people everywhere.

The Berkeley Hidden Hot Tub is closed on Mondays for cleaning. Otherwise, the hot tub is open 6 days a week, 24 hours per day. Enjoy!


Classy move by this old guy here in Berkeley. I can't tell if this is creepy or not. Seems like the rules are you must be naked, and you must be a chick. So I am going to say the creep level is hovering at a solid 7. How many hours a week do you think he logs just staring out into his backyard creep den? 30-40? Furthermore, what do you think the clientele is here? Hot milfs and Cal co-eds or crazy Berkeley hippies that smell like patchouli and have an untamed bush? I'm going for the latter. This bastion for smut still begs for a visit. The real question is what Cal smoke is looking for a date Thursday night? Me: 29 year old overweight blogger. You: 5'5" preferably asian, hipster glasses, hopefully blind.