Are you kidding me with this ad? I have been trying to land an Asian forever and all I have to do is stick a gun to one's head and steal her purse. Man asians are so fucking kinky it makes my head spin. All of that crazy porn that comes out of there but you can't see a pussy or dick, but you can buy used school girl panties from vending machines there. Fucking next level kink. I guess I just have to polish up the chrome and don a hoodie tonight, and my fantasies will be full filled.
ps- that line "or you can just show up at my house and fuck me" had me hard. And yes I know it's probably fake. But it is Oakland (29th and MLk is no joke) and she was asian. I can dream
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