Thursday, May 8, 2014

How Emasculating Is It To Ride A Scooter To Work?



I have been noticing more and more able body men riding a scooter to and from work. Let me tell you this you could not look like more of a dork. What your mom buy that for you? Grow up it's not eighth grade. You don't even go any faster you still have to use the side walk. Take it from me. The commute is the best time to pick up chicks. I literally fall in love 5 times each morning. I'm talking good looking successful smokes too. All going to their little tech job dressed to kill. There are literally thousands of total babes swarming SOMA and the FIDI every morning and afternoon just begging for some dude to take her to happy hour. No need to cut your balls off right in front of them by riding a scooter.And when your on a scooter there is no chance to perv out. This also goes for those little dorky foldy bike things... that screams I'm a loser and play WOW all night with my friends. There are only two acceptable forms of transport in the city a real bike or your feet.

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