Check Out This CreepMate Who Wants to Live At Villa De Beej

Hi!

I hope you’ll find me to be the ideal temporary roommate/renter for your wonderful place through August when I plan to start a new advertising company (that has now been delayed three months)!
Currently sharing (renting) a house in Oakland with my now good friend Dave for the past 2+ years, I’m the Director of Account Management for an advertising agency that specializes in marketing medical device, diagnostics and biotechnology.

Previously, I shared a townhouse in San Mateo for a year and a half with another wonderful fellow (and ultimately his girlfriend before they got married).

In the summer of 2010, I sublet in San Francisco with two female flatmates. Before that, I was a renter and home owner in NJ and on the Peninsula for over 15 years during college at SJSU, in the radio business and as a creative and in account management for advertising agencies.

I am a mature, but fun, easy-going and friendly man with a wonderful job and solid financials, great house keeping habits and glowing rental and personal references; including current and past housemates, landlords, long-time friends, church affiliations - even my ex-wife trusts and adores me!

I’m culturally inspired (all that is SF and the Bay Area - art, books, music, movies, museums, theatre, events, ethnic food finds, etc.), an exceptionally good cook and a determined tennis player, swimmer and hiker who doesn’t smoke, drinks socially, loves all animals, but has no pets or current committed relationship. The loving and responsible father of two children (20 & 23) who live and attend college in NJ, I travel once or twice a month to see them and/or for business. So all-in-all, it’s quite rare I have overnight guests.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so I’ve attached a photo to give you a further beginning sense of me in hopes we can talk and meet at your earliest convenience to learn more about one another and of course, the place.

Thank you so much in advance for your consideration!

Regards,
Michael


Hey Mike few tips for ya. Number one this isn't a dating website I don't give a fuck what you look like. But if you look like you just saw a dirty pic of an 11 year old child. Then I don't want to live with ya. Period. I don't care if your ex-wife "adores you" or how good at tennis you are. All I needed to know is one thing: church affiliations. I'm not saying that I'm an angel but if you list "church affiliations" as a reference for you chances are I'm going to offend early and often. Mike, no kidding you ain't in a committed relationship its because you sound about as bland as a saltine. Your activities are the most fucking generic thing in the world you like "events" well who the fuck doesn't. You sound like a total wet blanket to me. I would love to see what your ok cupid account looks like. I like walks on the beach, candle light dinners, and reading verses from the new testament. Thanks but no thanks.

**** Update***

Bro Is going for the hard sale apparently. Have not contacted him but I received this:

Hello again,

I was following up in hopes your apartment is still available.

Please give me a call at your earliest convenience to discuss my top notch qualifications, and to set up a time for me to see the place!

Thanks in advance,

Michael


Almost need to bring him in for a sit down now. Just want to see what makes him tick.